"Any pizza can be a personal one, if you cry while you eat it."
-Aparna Nancherla on Conan was the awesome.
-Miss New Jersey, Vava Fanculo, Winning Talent Act, Best in Drag Show.
There is a reveal around the two minute mark that is pure perfection.
"gma frances and i saw [The Heat] friday a lot of f’n words but very funny
sandra bullock started out not to curse then at the end of the movie
wow what a sailor mouth”
My mom’s review of The Heat revolves entirely around the profanity. My mom also doesn’t use capital letters or punctuation in her emails.
"Daario Naharis entered swaggering. He swaggers even when he is standing still. The captain wore striped pantaloons tucked into high boots of purple leather, a white silk shirt, a vest of golden rings. His trident beard was purple, his flamboyant mustachios gold, his long curls equal parts on both…He took a bite out of the pear, his gold tooth gleaming."
Good thing I had the HBO version of Daario Naharis to imagine when reading A Dance with Dragons. If I went by Martin’s description…
1. This is clearly an early 90’s party with maybe a leftover red tracksuit. I’m still down with it, though.
2. My crush on Jon Snow suddenly makes a lot more sense.
"How come none of these stations play The Smiths?"
"Cuz it’s pussy music."
"How Soon Is Now is, like, an 80s anthem."
"Bitch, you were born in ‘92."
Orange Is the New Black gets compared to The Wire, but I think it’s way more like Weeds. (The main character in Orange is nicer than Nancy Botwin but also that much less interesting).
The writers didn’t need to include this scene, but I thought it added some depth to these two characters in just twenty seconds. Hooray for fully developed women characters who also happen to be in prision!
Also, #Mexican Morrissey is already thing on Tumblr.